So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE
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Questions From The tinychat.
Ray: “I wake up everyday and ask why im not Nickolas Cage.”
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Chat: Favorite video game character
Ray: “Garcia Hotspur, from Shadows Of The Dammed.”
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Ray: “I have never smoked marijuana, no.”
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Chat: Favorite Pokemon
Ray: “Snorlax, Geodude, Starmie”
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They are gonna play Worms again!
Ray might record playing Amnesia.
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Ray: “How do you meatspin? I mean, I could show you.”
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Chat: Favorite Accent
Ray: “English.”
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Ray has had 6 “girlfriends”
Chat: How many boyfriends have you had
Ray: “roughly 38.”
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Ray:
“Am I a shy person? Yes.”
“Introvert.”
“Big spoon or little spoon, Whichever.”
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Chat: Cheesiest pick up line
Ray: “Nice shoes, wanna fuck. Not effective by the way.”
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Ray: “I check RT confessions multiple times a day, every day.”
we're all really tired
- Vondell Swain: i made a joke about elephants not suffering from depression and it turns out they do
- Vondell Swain: and now i'm sad
- Vondell Swain: because first of all now i can't stop imagining depressed elephants
- Adam: oh man
- Oliver Young: that is horrible
- Vondell Swain: but also because i probably offended some people who love elephants
- Vondell Swain: or who are elephants
- Vondell Swain: blogging elephants posing as people
- Vondell Swain: they're probably really uncomfortable with my joke
- Vondell Swain: i deleted it
i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
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i never wondered
what it would be like
to taste
someone’s smileuntil i
heard you
laugh
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have you ever heard a cute boy giggle its literally life changing
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